Ghost

deanprincesster:

so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy

tubaplayingsheep:

The British call them crisps.

The Americans call them chips.

But i will always prefer the Norwegian one, potetgull, which directly translates to potato gold.

theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

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xgenepositive:

mmmahogany:

#john barrowman is having none of your misogynist bullshit

i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant
"hahahaha women do laundry right john?  you with me, john?"
"don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”

(Source: kaniehtiio)

doctordonna10:

qthewetsprocket:

dixie-chicken:

but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines

…without laughing.

LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE

(Source: littlechinesedoll)

gaymeme:

bronies have more media coverage than trans people

(Source: furbsuit)

incredibutts:

mrs-loki-hiddleston:

acutepencil:

I did not order this box of cat.

HOW ARE YOU COMPLAINING LOOK AT ITS FACEEEEEEE

it’s literally making the :3 face

incredibutts:

mrs-loki-hiddleston:

acutepencil:

I did not order this box of cat.

HOW ARE YOU COMPLAINING LOOK AT ITS FACEEEEEEE

it’s literally making the :3 face

gayinsect:

im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship 

deareje:

S2 promo pic

Being awesome since 1995