Ghost

extrasad:

i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk

pembroke:

buttercup’s reaction to getting money is similar to my own

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Delaware Legalizing Gay Marriage Takes Huge Step In Reminding Us That There’s A Delaware

odair:

damienfahey:

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that’s rhode island 

heavenorspace:

portraitofemmy:

Can we talk about Darren the unironic child of San Fransisco in the 90s, who loved N*sync and Britney Spears and Hanson, and was happy to be called Daisy. Can we talk about this guy, because I’m so fucking enamored right now.

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whatsacanada:

 MY ALGEBRA TEACHER DRESSED AS A CHEERLEADER TODAY

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HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

“haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]

bitchytbh:

bitchytbh:

bitchytbh:

My best friend just lost her virginity bc she was too lazy to turn a light on and the boy she was with said “I’ll turn it on if you fuck me” so he did and they did..

AND THEY DIDN’T USE A CONDOM BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO LAZY TO GET ONE OUT OF HER BAG

And she’s trying to figure out when she last had her period depending on what homework she had due

(Source: bitchytbh-old)

tveenager: timecowboy: I’m feeling great.

tveenager:

timecowboy:

I’m feeling great.

adventure-itsoutthere:

BARTY CROUCH

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(Source: corneliapornelia)

hideokojima: I WAS TRYING TO NOT LAUGH AND THEN I SAW THIS  PICTURE AND I SPIT ON EVERYTHING

hideokojima:

I WAS TRYING TO NOT LAUGH AND THEN I SAW THIS  PICTURE AND I SPIT ON EVERYTHING

(Source: kapranosassy)

foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

laughterneverdies:

casualfangirling:

she-wants-the-doitsu:

whendaybreaks:

nicolasandthecage:

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

are you okay

They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at someones house

maybe its watching them take off their clothes yeah get it word

this fucking site i swear to god 

(Source: nicolasiscaged)

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